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glowsticksuit:

Tumblr doesn’t need an April Fool’s joke. Their year-long April Fool’s joke is still trying to sell blog themes for $50

vvaddles:

U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense

arcticmonkies:

sexting
curtisplease:

phew. 8 lives left

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

(Source: ouijasquiji)

  • Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE

guy:

when someone keeps trying to take a pic of u when u already said no

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  • My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long

pizza:

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10

meladoodle:

my dad dropped out of school and lived in a treehouse for a year and i bring it up everytime he tries to give me advice for my future

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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