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skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(Source: emojigrl)

2-shane-s:

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

the-tie-guy:

iamtravellingwiththedoctor:

thekrustykr4b:

who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock

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that could have been a very different picture

I am glad it wasn’t

(Source: spicy-vagina-tacos)

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

sniffing:

i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect

humorous:

fartgallery:

secondstartotherightamirite:

fartgallery:

boo backwards is oob which is just one letter away from boob

boo is one letter from boob too tho

life is just full of miracles

 

paprika:

when you log in on tumblr and actually got a message

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bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

(Source: moaninglisasmile)

lifewithoutrory:

"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"

(Source: samuel-matthew-halliday)

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

salparadisewasright:

tea-with-a-splash-of-kitten:

The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can’t google the lyrics because there are none

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cyndaphil:

friendship
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