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glorified-red-crayon:

flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

Excuse me???

(Source: flightscastiel)

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

carbs99999:

Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs in collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs

(Source: drinkingsomewine)

porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

lazypacific:

i hate guys who judge breast-size. i mean, we can’t all be boobzilla.

k-elizabeth-t:

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

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chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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fullmetal-dipshit:

teenagecentury:

rubbishapples:

July 2nd.

182nd day of the year.

It’s 12pm.

Congratulations you’ve officially wasted half a year.

I finally understand what Blink-182 means.

FUCK

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